Well, my riding buddy who owns this
Wants to get this
And this (the pants, not the bike)
...he's already got their AUD $200 gilet...
So he can look more like this
But on a Columbine, with a Brooks saddle, and equipped with that modern mechanical device that allows you to change gears. He may even lower himself and wear that silly-looking foam lid that's supposed to protect your brain.
It didn’t take me too long to rummage through my pile of old magazines to check out the height of fashion in the mid 80s (Bicycle Guide, May 1987).