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Saturday, October 13, 2012

The fantastic world of Dave Lizewski


Dave Lizewski: I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows. You’d think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a superhero..


Who am I? I’m Kick-Ass!


I guess I was the last person you would expect to become a superhero. I’m not saying there was anything wrong with me. But there was nothing special either. I wasn’t into sport. I wasn’t a mathlete, or a hardcore gamer. I didn’t have a piercing, or a eating disorder, or three thousand friends on MySpace. My only superpower was being invisible to girls. And out of my friends man, I wasn’t even the funny one. Like most people my age, I just existed..

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Ask me what bicycle I would have bought in 1995.

C’mon ask me.

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Ask me what bike would have won me lots of races and bagged me all the babes.

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C’mon ask me.

C’mon.

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Aw, c’mon.

I know you want to know.

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C’mon.

C’mon just ask me.

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Aw, c’mon man. Ask me.

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Ok, I’ll tell you.

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A 1995 Colnago Master Olympic with whacky paint and Campagnolo’s latest Record group (post C Record era). 
It was what everyone wanted.




It appears that the whole world celebrated the fade of fluorescence at the end of the 1990’s. But, if one knows where to look, it still survives in the shadows amongst trolls, miscreants, cripples, and the socially awkward.




At some point we have all aspired to a life less ordinary. Not necessarily the spotlight of public scrutiny nor the burden of leaving a legacy, but the thrill of an occasional punctuation. One of these will do quite nicely thanks.




Campagnolo. Record. Titanium. 




And friends.






There is such a thing as Love. And it comes in polished aluminium. With dual pivots.




Bolt-on plastic cable guides..




.. and plastic handlebar-tape locks. Like the pocket protector, comfortable shoes, and wearing sunscreen in the midday sun. Such sensible ideas in search of a context to be cool.




Threaded headset with spacer. Practical for some. Elegant it is not.




Purple-orange preposterousness. Colnago came up with some whacked-out colourways during the decor period. 




Some will see this as a misguided smudge of colour. A drug-induced misadventure. I prefer to see this as the transcendent Lino Tagliapietra meets the humdrum of human-powered transportation.




Regal saddle




And the C Record post. 




Some say they fracture resulting in a spike up where the sun don’t shine. I say the stigma over colostomies is overrated.







Once upon a time even club riders raced on tubulars. Then came Continental’s Grand Prix.






1994 marked the end of the C Record era. 1995 the King is dead. Long live the King.




Campagnolo’s second generation slant parallelogram (not counting the 1988 Chorus RD). + titanium bolt. = Awesome.






Omega 19s. Campagnolo’s take on Mavic’s groundbreaking Open 4CDs.




The 1995 Record front derailleur.




The 1995 Record chainset. 
(Note the 50T ring, wide gear ratio, and aforementioned raised stem. Watson, methinks the owner might be an older chap)




And wealthy, Holmes. This whole thing screams top-end. Matter of fact it even says so. 
(They spell it out for the completely clueless: Campagnolo = like totally synched, Record = like totally pro)




By 1995 the hubset and seatpost were the last remaining remnants of the C Record aesthetic. 






What may emerge if you lock Mr Tagliapietra in a room with a production bicycle frame and a rattle can..






Mr Campagnolo. And Mr Colnago. As it should be.




Ewesto Coluago totally wocks.






At some point we have all aspired to a life less ordinary.







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So ask me how many races I won and how many babes I bagged.

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C’mon ask me.

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Not telling.


Dave: How come nobody has ever tried to be a superhero?
Marty: (reading, distracted) Well, I don’t know. Probably because it’s fucking impossible dipshit.
Dave: What? Putting on a mask and helping people? How’s that impossible?
Todd: Well that’s not superhero though. You said super. Super as in stronger than everybody and flying and shit. That’s just hero.
Marty: No, it’s not even hero. It’s just fucking psycho.
Todd: (approvingly) Hmm.
Dave: Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn’t have any special powers.
Todd: Yes. But he has all that expensive shit that doesn’t exist. I thought you meant how come nobody does it in real life.
Dave: Yeah Todd! That’s what I meant!
Marty: Dude. If anybody does it in real life they’d get their ass kicked! They’d be dead in about a day.
Todd: (nodding) A day..
Dave: Yeah ok, I’m not saying you should do it. I just can’t figure out why nobody does. Seriously of all the millions of people who love superheroes, you’d think one would give it a try..
Dave: Jesus guys! Does it not bug you why thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman?
Marty: Yeah, like what’s with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd: Maybe it’s the porn tape. He hasn’t got a porn tape.
Marty: You guys never saw One Night with Spiderman?
(Dave, Todd, and Marty laugh as Chris D'Amico and his minder pull in)




Monday, October 1, 2012

Laser dreaming 2



There are bicycles.

And there are bicycles that aspire to greatness.



There are bicycle collectors. Then there’s the Japanese bicycle collector http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/3416965001/1981%20CINELLI%20LASER.htm 



Before you sniff “meh” and wander off to play in someone else’s sandpit, I suggest you take a closer look (image gallery in the link above).


Cinelli Laser 
  • fillet brazed Columbus Air tubeset (plus bondo)
  • levers strategically positioned behind the down tube
  • aero seatpost (part of the Columbus Air tubeset)
  • internal routing for rear brake
  • rear caliper tucked behind a cowling beneath the bottom bracket

Cinelli M71 “clipless” pedals

Cinelli 1R stem with drilled Criterium bars

Modolo Kronos brakeset

Roval Aero wheelset

Shimano Dura-Ace Ax derailleurs

(Speedbicycles has a near identical specimen http://www.speedbicycles.ch/showBike.php?enr=296)


As many out there are aware, Cinelli will (finally) be releasing a carbon fibre model of the Cinelli Laser (the road-going “Viva”) in 2013. In contrast to the many innovations seen in the circa 1981/82 bicycle shown above, there is nothing in this modern interpretation that hasn’t been done a myriad times before. 

Some will see this as Cinelli trading on its past.









Many will see this as the natural progression of one of the most iconic bicycle designs of all time.











Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Paul Kimmage Defence Fund


You might have reasons (or not) to contribute. 

But, at least, be aware of it.

And tell everyone.





See  The Inner Ring, Red Kite Prayer, and the rest, for more details.



Sunday, September 16, 2012

Punctuated equilibrium and the reverse total shoulder replacement


Like many professionals living in a progressive world a fair portion of my time is spent poddling within a narrow field of specialisation. The frivolous comment that specialisation is about “knowing more and more about less and less” is also, depressingly, rather astute. (of course, if we take that observation to its ultimate conclusion, we reach that absurd singularity of knowing everything about nothing. But just as nature abhors a vacuum it also abhors the infinite: the infinitely small, the infinitely large, the infinite extrapolation. We live in a world of quanta - more accurately, we observe a world of quanta - but this is going rather beyond the point of this post). For those of us that pleasure our egos within a limited scope of endeavour we like to think of specialisation as the knowledge and execution of detail. At its most refined it is the art of nuance. And there’s plenty to be smug about here: a modern, sophisticated world needs its specialists. But humans have limited capabilities and time is finite. A life focussed on detail in one area can expose a broad ignorance about the goings-on in the rest of the world.

It matters because the world can change rather fast.







Punctuated equilibrium, as proposed by Niles Eldredge and Stephen Jay Gould, is a theory of evolutionary biology with a very specific application. But through the popular writings of Mr Gould, and for want of a better term, it is often misrepresented as the embodiment of a neat but much older concept (if you seek clarification here, you are going to be disappointed). The idea is that, for most of the time, um, not much really happens: ie stasis, status quo, same-same. But, on occasion, a significant change occurs. And it often appears to arrive rather suddenly.

To state the blindingly obvious: change happens all the time. Have a yawn. Take a stretch. Yada yada yada. But it mostly happens on a scale that we barely notice it. Sudden change appears to arise because the concept is novel (think the incandescent light globe). Or because the application is novel (think Facebook). Or simply because, as busy  individuals in a complex world, we remain detached from the process and somehow manage to miss all the bits in the middle (additive manufacturing and drone technology for those of us without engineering background nor inclination). A casual reflection on these examples suggests that it is often a medley of all these factors. 

Another marvellous but much less appreciated example is the reverse total shoulder replacement.

In general, the practice of orthopaedics has evolved towards the restoration of anatomy. That is to say, as surgical techniques and prosthetic designs improve, the concept of determining what is within acceptable limits (ie what we can get away with) has morphed into a conviction to restore normal anatomy (ie accepting that normal anatomy is the ideal and making all attempts to achieve this). This is particularly relevant in a rich, developed country with long-lived individuals demanding a high level of function for an extended period of time. In many cases this is not possible.

But that does not necessarily mean that there isn’t a solution. And the reverse shoulder replacement is one example of this. Although this form of shoulder replacement has been kicking around for about 20 years or so it continues to surprise me how few doctors outside the field know about it. And, indeed, how few patients appreciate the significance of it’s development. If you will allow me an indulgence: the reverse shoulder replacement is the “game-changer” or “disruptive technology” that revolutionised the clinical outcomes of a group of patients with shoulder arthritis.

To understand this we will (unfortunately) need to start with some basic anatomy. 

The shoulder is a ball and socket joint. The archetypal ball and socket joint is the hip joint which looks much like a ball mount and coupling used to hitch a trailer or caravan.






The shoulder joint is different in that the cup (socket or glenoid) is much smaller than the ball (the humeral head).






That means that the glenoid cup does not capture or “contain” the ball of the humeral head. In other words, the bony constraints of the shoulder joint (ie the ball and socket) are not inherently stable on their own. To maintain balance a number of soft tissue structures are required: principle among them being the dynamic stabilising effect of a group of tendons called the rotator cuff.



via http://physioworks.com.au/injuries-conditions-1/rotator-cuff-injuries#.UEwtZ47Unx4



In fact, the rotator cuff is so critical to shoulder function that it really deserves a few more images..



front view


side view


back view 
via The Interactive Shoulder



Shoulder arthritis with an intact rotator cuff can be treated with a standard total shoulder replacement. In this construct the normal anatomy of the shoulder is reproduced by replacing the arthritic joint with a metal ball and plastic (polyethylene) liner. 






The problem is that rotator cuff tendons also degenerate with age: especially so from middle age onwards. When the rotor cuff tendons tear beyond a certain tipping point the ball becomes unbalanced within the socket causing problems which, over time, can lead to the development of a type of wear-and-tear arthritis called cuff-tear arthropathy. A standard joint replacement becomes unsuitable in this instance. Replacing the joint with one made of metal and plastic may tackle the problem of a worn-out, arthritic joint but if the cuff tear cannot be fixed (as is often the case) then the imbalance will persist and the prosthesis will fail. It is this form of cuff-deficient, shoulder arthritis that is treatable with a reverse total shoulder replacement. 






The history of shoulder replacement surgery spans well over a 100 years and makes for an interesting, convoluted story with many notations, parenthesis, footnotes and dead ends. And to summarise is to diminish the contributions of many. Nonetheless such abbreviation helps to make a point. Modern shoulder replacement surgery started with an American chap by name of Charlie Neer. Neer replaced the ball (humeral head) with one made of metal in the 1950s and then went on to add a plastic liner for the cup (glenoid) in the 1970s. With solid, reproducible results, the 1970s marked the dawn of shoulder replacement surgery for the treatment of arthritis. 



if Péan was the first to publish in 1894 then this was surely the apogee



first illustration of a metal and plastic shoulder joint replacement - the “total” shoulder replacement



But during the late 70s and certainly by the start of the 1980s it became evident that joint replacement in shoulders with a deficient rotator cuff had much poorer outcomes than those with an intact cuff. A number of designs to tackle the difficult problem of joint imbalance and humeral head migration included more-constrained articulations, hooded (extended) glenoids, oversized humeral head replacements, and the reverse shoulder replacement. 

In short: they all failed. 



1970s reverse shoulder replacement via http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1437172/ 



Neer’s original reverse shoulder replacement via http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3148354/?tool=pubmed 



So the biggest problem in shoulder replacement surgery had been identified and isolated. By 1983 Charlie Neer, who had by then achieved a god-like stature in the eyes of other orthopaedic folk, regarded the treatment of cuff tear arthropathy as “limited goals surgery” (medical speak that translates to “epic fail” in the modern lexicon). But the French have a knack of seeing the world a little differently from the rest of us. And it took a Frenchman by name of Paul Grammont to see the problem in a novel way and make the reversed shoulder articulation work.

The reverse shoulder replacement places the ball where the socket (glenoid) of the shoulder normally resides and replaces the ball (humeral head) with a socket. The principle was to constrain an inherently unstable joint with one that looked much like a hip joint. But because the glenoid is too small to support a cup much larger than itself a few brave pioneers decided to reverse the articulation to get around the technicalities of prosthetic fixation in bone.

Grammont’s brilliance and insight was not to go about perfecting designs that already existed but to specifically identify and deal with the problems at hand:
  1. Problem: a deficient rotator cuff means an unbalanced joint. Solution: a fully congruent joint with greater contact area improves stability (the shoulder and it’s modern anatomic replacement, unlike the hip, has a slightly mis-matched radius of curvature between ball and socket so as to allow a small degree of translation). 
  2. Problem: the deltoid muscle is both the prime destabilizing force and the only muscle that can allow the shoulder to abduct (reach out to the side). Solution: (and Grammont’s epiphany) drop and medialise the centre of rotation. 
A reversed shoulder articulation just so happened to allow Grammont to tackle all these issues at the same time. But also introduced the now well-recognised problem of component loosening at the glenoid. Grammont argued that the problem of loosening could be addressed by placing the centre of rotation (COR) at the bone-prosthesis interface. Previous reverse shoulder replacements placed the COR close to the natural anatomic position which inadvertently introduced a toggle (moment arm) at the glenoid bone-component interface (see the examples above). This so-called “rocking-horse effect” magnifies small, repetitive forces and plays a significant role in the loosening of orthopaedic implants.



depiction of normal shoulder with deltoid muscle vertical and rotator cuff muscle horizontal 
(X = point of shoulder to top of humerus, Y = top of humerus to deltoid insertion, X+Y = resting length of deltoid)


depiction of shoulder with significant cuff tear and humeral head migration


depiction of reversed shoulder articulation with increased deltoid lever arm by medialisation of centre of rotation (M) and restoration of deltoid resting length 
via http://www.boneandjoint.org.uk (also note that the COR sits at the bone-prosthesis interface)



Grammont’s first reversed articulation design was this:



“Trompette” reverse prosthesis (1985) via http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3148374/?tool=pubmed 



Just 6 years later the design evolved to have all the major elements seen in current reverse total shoulder replacements:






Although Grammont’s research was well-published in French scientific journals, his brilliant if non-anatomic solution was all but unknown to the outside world (honestly, with the exception of hopeless romantics and the French themselves, who the fcuk reads French?!). In 1993 Grammont published for the first time in the English literature (“Delta shoulder prosthesis for rotator cuff rupture” in Orthopaedics 1993 Jan;16(1):65-8). But, being weird-looking and superficially similar to a failed design (and not to mention being French), it took quite some time for English-speaking world to warm to the Delta-III reverse shoulder prosthesis. Ten years later, in the light of extensive use and impressive results coming out of Europe, the American FDA (Food & Drug Administration), a regulatory body which by necessity has a guarded approach to innovation, proved quick to grant approval for the use of the Delta-III prosthesis in the United States in November 2003. 

And since that time the use of reversed shoulder prosthesis has exploded. At a major shoulder conference in Nice (France) earlier this year it was estimated that, amongst the experienced shoulder surgeons attending, approximately 50% of all total shoulder replacements inserted were of the reversed variety.






I was quite excited when I first became aware of punctuated equilibrium. Not so much it’s specific (and only correct) application to explain findings in the fossil record, but as a concept of rapid change: a sudden trajectory diverging off a path of gradual progress. When I see it (or rather, when I think I see it) something in the back of my mind tingles. 

Yes, change happens all the time. And whether change occurs suddenly or gradually is often a matter of scale. To take a paleontological example: most would agree that the Cambrian Explosion happened pretty suddenly when taken on a geological time scale. But in human terms it lasted many, many, many generations. A time span so long that any single human observer of the period would have recorded the events unfolding as: “same-same” (if he wasn’t some primordial creepy-crawly unable to differentiate mouth from anus). But if you were Gleise 581 (aka Proxima Centuri, a red dwarf star in the nearby constellation of Centaurus) and been hanging around since the Big Kahuna you’d probably be thinking “boy, that went quick”. 

In the context of the human experience, sudden change appears to arise because the concept is novel. Or because the application is novel. Or because we remain detached from the process and somehow manage to miss all the bits in the middle. It is often a combination of all these factors.

The development of the reverse total shoulder replacement is, of course, more complicated than what I have attempted to describe here. But as far as disruptive technology goes it is as good an example (misrepresentation) of punctuated equilibrium as any. A hundred thousand years in the future when the human race is extinct some alien life form may well dig up our remains and see fossils with metal and plastic shoulder replacements. Rather suddenly, around 2000 AD, a shoulder replacement with a reversed orientation appeared.

My mind tingles.