

The troll has been bellowing and thumping his chest all week. Not because he has accomplished anything of significance (the very concept would be alien to a troll) but because he has gone out and bought something. As is often the case, he was out of his depth and (well) outside his budget.
Rather than sniffing out a bargain in the murky waters of ebay the troll wandered out into the bright lights of the open market. And when the troll sticks his head out in the real world it is usually to reflect on a significant event or opportunity that has passed him by. Such is the burden of a life of routine: the troll rarely catches the fleeting wind of opportunity.
Very occasionally, the wind of opportunity blows twice from the same direction.
Hilary Stone’s (http://hilarystone.com/index.html) mid 1950‘s Thanet Silverlight:
The best of British (with a bit of French).
If you are a Red Dwarf or Star Wars dweeb (highly unlikely given that you are on this supercool blogsite) you would know that a stasis booth is where the occupant rests in suspended animation so he/she/it does not age. The occupant thus leaves the stasis booth at exactly the same age and condition as he went in (excluding exiting ambulation time) regardless of the time that has passed in the world outside. Very useful for long distance space travel. And also very useful for storing old bicycle bits and bobs.
Speedbicycles (in Switzerland) has one sitting in his closet. He is currently selling an unregistered, NOS, 50th Anniversary Campagnolo groupset on ebay. That alone isn’t particularly special and there are plenty of old bicycles and assorted componentry out there in immaculate or NOS condition. What is particularly impressive in this case is, well, the case. The vinyl cover appears unblemished and the tacky rubber sides utterly undamaged. In the real world where the sun's rays make the flowers grow, the birds sing, gives a “healthy glow” to the beautiful people, and rots rubber and plastic products, this is a pretty amazing find. Campagnolo may have produced an iconic groupset with its 50th anniversary edition but chose to put it in a cheap case prone to spoiling with the slightest of UV exposure.
And now the really awesome bit...
Hitherto an impossibility now proven to exist.
http://cgi.ebay.com/1984-Campagnolo-50th-ANNIVERSARY-GROUP-12421-PERFECT-/360362403535?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53e745e6cf#ht_14902wt_1141
The one obvious dilemma with a stasis booth is that the time spent in the stasis booth isn’t time spent living.